Petition to change the name of regular coke to 'Coca-cola "death"

                                          
Coca-Cola's recent launching of 'Coca-Cola Life' - a lower calorie drink 'sweetened from natural sources' - has an obvious implication: that the dangerously acidic, corrosive, highly processed, super-satuated solution-come-cleaning fluid that is Coke is in many ways anti-life. This petition seeks only to crystalise this tacit acknowledgment by changing the name of regular Coca-Cola to 'Coca-Cola Death'.