Jacob Sartorius Eyebrow Project
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Guest |
#12016-04-14 22:07because I am Jacob and I want eyebrows |
lexi |
#4 AHHBROWS2016-05-06 13:48jacob saggytits needs eyebrows and i think this petition will reach his ancestors so they can bless him with some eyebrows. SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN SOME EYEBROWS |
Guest |
#52016-05-06 23:52Because I have a crush on Jacob and want the best for him |
Guest |
#62016-05-12 14:28This guy is gay AF |
Jacob is a little hoe |
#82016-05-15 05:14i think it is best if Jacob can find a talent and some eyebrows cause Dammnnn that garbage can needs some eyebrows |
suckmya55 |
#92016-05-15 14:41i signed this because he has no eyebrows and he really needs them, and because hes a fuking chink |
Guest |
#102016-05-15 15:02I signed this because Jacob is a peice of shit. He is also a useless 13 year old who has no eyebrows and no talent. He also looks like a peice of shit so we should at least help this bitch who doesn't care about his fans find eyebrows. Thank you |
Guest |
#122016-05-16 18:09WE NEED TO HELP TJIS POOR BOY GAIN THE EYEBROWS HE DESERVES |
Penis |
#13 Re:2016-05-16 18:10ARE U OUT OF YOUR MIND |
Guest |
#142016-05-17 01:04B/c Jacob needs some serious help on gaining much more talent than he has now. FYI I love that you had made this petition! It is an OUTSTANDING idea on helping the eyebrowless kid and his baked potatoe fans. 〰Greatly appreciated〰 |
Guest |
#152016-05-17 14:02My name is jacoob saggitoot. I am in desperate need of eyebroows or my career will crash. pls donate. I beg. it's not like a even have a career. maybe these eyebrows will give me one!1!1! |
Guest |
#172016-05-20 15:32im still confused as to how this little kid has "fans" ?? his eyebrows flew tf away like a fvucking bald eagle, his lips need some chapstick, his teeth are on the commercial for crayola's yellow crayon and he NEEDS to stop humping the fvucking air. we know you're desperate for girls but making vidoes of you eating your lip,and touching your non existent dick IS NOT HOT WHATSOEVER PLEASE STOP. i feel sorry for you if you support this little kid because he's very rude to his fans so i recommend finding another idol. my ears have beeen bleeding since his "song" came out. THE AMOUNT OF AUTO TUNE IN THAT SONG IS NOT EVEN ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM SOUND LIKE AN ACTUAL HUMAN. im sorry for our generation, because children like jacunt saggytits should not be considered famous whatsover. goodbye. #StopThisGeneration2K16
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Guest |
#20 gay should not be used as an insult.2016-05-23 11:32 |
Guest |
#212016-05-24 01:58I am so unfortunate of Jacobs circumstances and i just want to make a difference in the world |
bxbxbx |
#222016-05-25 16:07This bitch needs some eyebrows, like seriously on his gay cd cover they needed to draw eyebrows on him. hahahahahahahahahahahahah |
Guest |
#232016-05-30 07:08because jacob is a goddamn stupid person with no talent and no eyebrow, even his song sweatshirt aka eatshit still sounds so fugly even though he already use autotune |
Guest |
#252016-05-31 23:12because Jacob eyebrows makes me HORNY and have orgasams |
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