STOP HASBRO FROM CORRUPTING KIDS WITH TOYS

#145: Megatron - Re:  

 Dear almighty lord Megatron etc etc etc, i agree with Starscream on the point of you looking intelligent in comparison of this lady. if you can even compute this reply, i believe reality will tear itself apart. CONGRATS. Soundwave will only follow you because he PITIES you. all the rest are held in line by Starscream, Skywarp and TC. Also, stop being a stupid **** **** **** **** idiot. Go Shoot yourself. Afthole.

PS. monitor Breakdown and Knock Out's internet usage. it may be beneficial.

Congrats, mr Megatron sir.

Unicron won't even eat us, why do you try?

Soundwave, grapevine this plz.

#86: Starscream - Re:  

 Does Megatron fall on the implied terms, hmm?

PS stop bitching Knock Out. We all know you are a boy. STOP TELLING EVERYONE.

#92: Unicron - I'm not hungry anymore 

 Go eat Pluto. I heard you need to watch your weight. It is a dwarf planet.

#98: THUNDERCRACKER - I am Cybertronian and find this petition highly offensive. 

 TC, A HUMAN IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE HELP.

This lady is so wrong, and i agree w/ u. but you won't listen to a human, so... from SKYWARP.

CHILL THE F*** OUT.

#327: Fourth wall breaker - Re: Re:  

 OOH. UM.... Knock Out? Tranquiliser plz?

*tranquilizes Starscream*

Listen plucky human! whoever you are, RUN!

This is freaking hilarious!!!!

#40: TF Yaoi Lover - To Further Your Argument 

 As a kid, I always thought sinnertwin is a pretty badass name.

#8: Vagina inspector -  

 yes indeed

If being an  idiot is your master plan. you've met your quota with Critical success man. 

#264: Tflover323 And OCs... Mostly OCs. - My OCs are gonna talk before I do. 

 This comment solely exist to promote your idiotic OC' s .

this person is stuid idiot that that think hasbro is evil and you think you have you big pass on you idiot so if you think hasbro is evil get you mind asamon or go to a meental word because they names you saing is stupid and you are stupid heller 1/10of the stupid side you are on is a 10 because you are a rases and a person how this transformers came from hell or the taking the mick on othe people coller you are a stupid person you know that think about.transformers are drugs and sex and people coller you know you are your are rank secound on the stupid scall.so if you think of coplaing about hasbro again you are in the dog house do you know that do you know that if you being so stupid you do need children and you dont neeed your home so go and be a hobo or something like that because if you being so affencive to hasbro go and ding a holl because you blong in there.so dont be a idot and get your mind strat because you dont now what you are doing and from me find a holl and put your self in it

This petition is literally worse than me.

#310: Beastbox - Re:  

strongarm; that isn't a girls name.

triggerhappy; glorifies mass shootings

sideswipe; glorifies reckless driving

astrotrain; makes kids want to steal a train and a rocket to take trips into space.

nightscream; glorifies nighttime rape

cyclonus; makes kids want to walk into tornados.

blugdeon; glorifies murder

this is how easy it is to overthink a name people. This better be a troll petition or else my faith in humanity is at zero.

Lady.... "you cray cray". 

Going by your logic, Your name offends me.... Eternal Penis?

Get a life!

I have been crying with laughter since I was shown this petition. Thank you to the person who put this petition forward. I am sure the 129 signatures including Cobra Commander and various other Hasbro characters are going to carry alot of weight when you present this petition to Hasbro. To the author, please don't stop, you have created the funniest petition I have ever read. I can't for other petitions against other items, like waifier crackers or sporting teams like the All Blacks. 

I can't believe Inferno leads to devil worshipping HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... wonders never cease

Because the author is a time wasting uber muppet who needs to calm the fvck down and stop being offended by BASIC shit like kids toys. I'm offended that someone is that stupid and legally allowed to do things unsupervised.

this is bullshit an a waste of time

#17: ThunderCRACKAbitch -  

 Actually ThunderCracker most likely got the name because he could shot lightning

#8: Vagina inspector -  

 were not all as stupid as her, but some of us are

#41: HeatherKF - Re: